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Diary Parody
Created on 2003-09-14 13:51:57 (#1325093), last updated 2007-10-14
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Basic Info| Name: | David |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 09-01 |
| Location: | Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom |
| Website: | faceparty |
BioI’m a normal guy. I go to college, I work hard at my (thankless) job, I socialise. In my spare time I play jazz. I bake perfect sponges every time. I take vitamins.
Children Love Me.
I manage time efficiently. Using only a ballpoint pen and a small barrel of crushed ice, I once defended a small village in the Amazon from an angry rhinoceros. When I’m bored, I concentrate my energies on causing my enemies to spontaneously combust. It works.
I Can Fly.
On Thursdays, after college, I do voluntary for the elderly and still have time to do homework, write music and transform water to wine. I can sing The Minute Waltz in 29 seconds whilst playing the French horn accompaniment. Last year, I designed a fully working hover car that runs on water. For fun.
I Don’t Perspire.
I only sleep once every two weeks. I can make a three-course meal every day for a month just using the aid of a sandwich toaster and the contents of the fridge. I tread water for days at a time. I can use glitter without getting it on my face.
I Am The Antichrist.
Children Love Me.
I manage time efficiently. Using only a ballpoint pen and a small barrel of crushed ice, I once defended a small village in the Amazon from an angry rhinoceros. When I’m bored, I concentrate my energies on causing my enemies to spontaneously combust. It works.
I Can Fly.
On Thursdays, after college, I do voluntary for the elderly and still have time to do homework, write music and transform water to wine. I can sing The Minute Waltz in 29 seconds whilst playing the French horn accompaniment. Last year, I designed a fully working hover car that runs on water. For fun.
I Don’t Perspire.
I only sleep once every two weeks. I can make a three-course meal every day for a month just using the aid of a sandwich toaster and the contents of the fridge. I tread water for days at a time. I can use glitter without getting it on my face.
I Am The Antichrist.
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